Lyrics for – Brainstrain
I’m not what you call a scholar
I was never very good at school
I would always dodge the lessons
To go and have game of pool
I was rejected by the teachers
They said I was a hopeless case
Boy you’ll never make an Eisenstein
Those are the facts you’ll have to face….
Brainstrain brainstrain
Anything more than writing my name gives me
Brainstrain brainstrain
Concentrating drives me insane
It gives me
Brainstain brainstrain
Bra…ain…strain
I left school armed with no knowledge
And a non-existent IQ…
Distant were my dreams of fame and wealth
With a brainless head to pull me through…
It certainly was a problem
When applying for a job…
I couldn’t even understand the questions
Written by some public school snob…..
Brainstrain brainstrain
Anything more than writing my name gives me
Brainstrain brainstrain
Concentrating drives me insane
It gives me
Brainstain brainstrain
Bra…ain…strain
Rock against education
Singing you’re glad to be dim…
Outlaw examinations…
Being brainless aint no sin……..
Brainstrain brainstrain
Anything more than writing my name gives me
Brainstrain brainstrain
Concentrating drives me insane
It gives me
Brainstain brainstrain
